weather is here wish you were nice

( MiseryCunt, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 15:07, archived)

I like this

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 20 Jul 2024, 15:47, archived)

Blimey, because, I've only just now looked and know who you were. Welcome future?too enigmatic for me

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 21:08, archived)

LOL nig
CLAXXX0Nzzzz
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 20 Jul 2024, 21:24, archived)

I had lunch at a garden centre cafe surrounded by old people
Heard one biddy say 'strapless bra' and another said what sounded like 'human spunk'
Had no idea garden centres were such hotbeds of sauce
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 16:17, archived)

Thought you are old
Sos
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 16:20, archived)

I am old, just not garden centre old

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 16:28, archived)

10 years older than IKEA old

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 17:29, archived)

Leave it dearest b , no benefit to this

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 18:03, archived)

alright sweetest m

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 20:34, archived)

All good mate, trying and failing to get anyone to come this with me
ra.co/events/1904102
( mongychops, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 21:56, archived)

it's do able, just sent the link to a mate

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 22:16, archived)

I just need someone to have fun with, all my mates are staying in ,twats

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 22:25, archived)

I am fucking nice

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 16:18, archived)

you're lyon to me

( MiseryCunt, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 16:52, archived)

Montpellier?
St Sulpice des Landes!
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 22:20, archived)

It's clammier than a very fucking large clam

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 16:57, archived)

i'll take your word for it

( MiseryCunt, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 17:00, archived)

Alright Ben Elton

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 17:29, archived)

can't stand that man

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 18:28, archived)

No, you're wrong, easy mistake to make though.
He can stand, it's just that you don't notice because he's so fucking short.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 19:35, archived)

Don't stand so short to me - plod

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 20:32, archived)