I heard some ducks have been doing Class A drugs.
That's right, quack cocaine!!!!
(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 23 Jul 2024, 13:42, archived)

I get it!
Quack sounds similar to crack!
Rofl lmao
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 13:49, archived)

Please stop posting on b3ta.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 23 Jul 2024, 13:53, archived)

no it doesn't, it's funny because ducks on drugs

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 14:29, archived)

It's a serious mental illness.
Some of them are very mallardjusted.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 18:13, archived)

That's rather good.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 21:41, archived)

this is your duck ON DRUGS

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 14:30, archived)

Using a rolled up bill ahahahahahahahahahaha

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 14:31, archived)

Your duck has had enough drugs now

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 14:33, archived)

He's gone quackers

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 14:34, archived)