i shit myself only a couple of days ago.
had stomach ache all the way home then as i wakked in the door it was all barn doors open like nothing before. i had to wash my clothes. twice. and myself.
( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 7:19, archived)

R u richard burgon lol

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 24 Jul 2024, 7:24, archived)

how did you know?

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 7:26, archived)

The faint poostench

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 24 Jul 2024, 7:30, archived)

You actually sound proud of this

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 8:48, archived)

it was awful but the retelling is hilarious
I've told everyone.

One if my shit stories once made the popular page on qotw. Apparently I'm really shitty.
( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 9:44, archived)