Smaller than Bristol.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 13:48, archived)

The Official Aardvark Greeting Generator appears to be offline.
Unofficial greetings, Aardvark. Any relation to Zaardvark?
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 13:52, archived)

Yeah I guess it wasn't worth paying for hosting any more, since I've not been on here in a decade or so.
I don't know who Zaardvark is but they sound like they might be my evil twin.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 14:03, archived)

It's you!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 14:49, archived)

Bloody hell, you still here?
This place has not so much gone downhill as just stayed permanently at the bottom of the hill.

Good to see you, Mr Trouser. :)
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 14:56, archived)

Sort of here. I just check in to see if the beakers have posted anything remotely new, just in case.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 8:50, archived)