I'm prime minister now.
Bow down, peasants.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 15:24, archived)

my liege!

( MiseryCunt, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 15:27, archived)

Prostate yourselves before me!
Or do I mean prostrate? No, definitely prostate.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 15:31, archived)

oh yeah i'm really feeling it
jesus christ
( MiseryCunt, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 15:45, archived)

I'm the fucking president
You are mine, mine mine
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 16:37, archived)

Wanna invade Iraq together?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 17:45, archived)

Bin there, dunnit
North Korea or Iran
Or Antarctica
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 18:21, archived)

Let’s fuck them penguins up.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 18:31, archived)