Just one. One right out of seven. Shit
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-69217926
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 14:06, archived)

3/7 hard with a gnomon

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 14:15, archived)

IT'S BEER OF THE MOTHERFUNKIN' CLOCK MY BREDREN

( MiseryCunt, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 14:39, archived)

4/7 Loco in Acapulco
I GUESSED THEM ALL
( MiseryCunt, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 14:41, archived)

fuck off then

( MiseryCunt, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 16:15, archived)

1/7 and that was a guess

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 14:22, archived)

Was it a gnome with a hardon though

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 14:23, archived)

Yes, figured that was obvious

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 14:24, archived)

I'm glad England's boys team didn't win at the Euros football
Otherwise I would have a tattoo of a gnome with a hardon on my buttock.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 14:26, archived)

Buttock tattoos are not as painful as some others

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 14:32, archived)

DEPENDS WHERE YOU GET THEM DONE

( MiseryCunt, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 14:43, archived)

I’ve got the letter S on each buttock in case I find myself stranded somewhere

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 14:50, archived)

what, in nazi controlled territory?

( MiseryCunt, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 14:52, archived)

Whoever he meets first

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 15:11, archived)

do you mean meat?
as in the meeting of man meat?
( MiseryCunt, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 15:22, archived)

ahh. SS - S*S
I GET IT!!!
( MiseryCunt, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 15:23, archived)

Cheers

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 15:47, archived)

On the buttocks
Duh
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 14:53, archived)

you can have tattoos of buttocks tattooed anywhere on your bod.
SO THERE
( MiseryCunt, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 15:02, archived)

And then have a tattoo on them

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 15:12, archived)

YES!!!!!!

( MiseryCunt, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 15:19, archived)

Bolloception

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 16:53, archived)

I just got one also
Best number ever
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 14:28, archived)

GNOME WITH A HADRON, SURELY

( MiseryCunt, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 14:42, archived)

I'll collide with your large gnome IYKWIM

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 15:12, archived)

no sorry
i'm not a scientist
( MiseryCunt, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 15:20, archived)

5/7

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 14:31, archived)

Oooh

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 14:34, archived)

fuck you, beepeedee. fuck you.
A/C
( MiseryCunt, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 14:42, archived)

New widescreen telly in the canteen
The news tends to be on when I'm cleaning in there
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 14:55, archived)

i haven't watched the news for nearly two years
all news. including newspapers, news websites. i didn't even know who the prime minister was until someone told me,

it's made me a much happier person.
( MiseryCunt, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 15:10, archived)

I'm selective but there's an awful lot of shit I don't hear or see and I'm happy with that

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 15:13, archived)

have you ever seen a man climb up his own nose?

( MiseryCunt, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 15:20, archived)

i've tried chewing my own head off hth

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 17:24, archived)

suck my cock

( MiseryCunt, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 17:29, archived)

I'm having my mouth sewn shut as i type this

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 19:16, archived)

I'm prime minister now.
Bow down, peasants.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 15:24, archived)

my liege!

( MiseryCunt, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 15:27, archived)

Prostate yourselves before me!
Or do I mean prostrate? No, definitely prostate.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 15:31, archived)

oh yeah i'm really feeling it
jesus christ
( MiseryCunt, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 15:45, archived)

I'm the fucking president
You are mine, mine mine
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 16:37, archived)

Wanna invade Iraq together?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 17:45, archived)

Bin there, dunnit
North Korea or Iran
Or Antarctica
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 18:21, archived)

Let’s fuck them penguins up.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 18:31, archived)

tbh

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 26 Jul 2024, 14:49, archived)

fuck you

( MiseryCunt, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 15:10, archived)

+ beepeedee, fuck you

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 15:15, archived)

thank you

( MiseryCunt, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 15:24, archived)

3, result

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 16:07, archived)

might stick a hebtroco up my bollocks

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 16:09, archived)

can't hurt

( MiseryCunt, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 16:26, archived)

We've all done it
Put some billy in with it for added lols
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 16:39, archived)

2/7
but I have an excuse. Brain no worky. Ear infection x2.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 18:45, archived)