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Went defcon nine over the weekend
About to crash with berocca and remorse. Other half livid. Gonna be in the doghouse for this escapade
(, Sat 27 Jul 2024, 22:54, archived)
so you're posting a new thread then fucking off to bed?
you absolute fucking cunt bucket.
(, Sat 27 Jul 2024, 22:56, archived)
no. don't reply. i'm too upset.

(, Sat 27 Jul 2024, 22:58, archived)
bed shower alarm toast, wankers
*stomps off*
(, Sat 27 Jul 2024, 23:03, archived)
I’m currently in bed eating m&SPeppa Pig sweets.

(, Sat 27 Jul 2024, 23:35, archived)
LIES! M&S make 'Percy Pig' sweets.
Do you want to tell us what you're really doing?
(, Sat 27 Jul 2024, 23:45, archived)
Cunt bucket would be wasted on him.

(, Sat 27 Jul 2024, 23:47, archived)
no gay bashing here please

(, Sat 27 Jul 2024, 23:54, archived)
Well it would, it could be put to much better use being tipped over your head for charity like a cross between the ice bucket challenge and Noel's House Party's gunge tank.

(, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 0:06, archived)
no str8 bashing either

(, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 0:23, archived)
I identified you as an unsexuable

(, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 1:49, archived)
pretty accurate

(, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 4:37, archived)
what does defcon 9 mean?
did you shit yourself?
It sounds like it means you shit yourself
(, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 16:13, archived)