Went defcon nine over the weekend
About to crash with berocca and remorse. Other half livid. Gonna be in the doghouse for this escapade
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 27 Jul 2024, 22:54, archived)

so you're posting a new thread then fucking off to bed?
you absolute fucking cunt bucket.
( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sat 27 Jul 2024, 22:56, archived)

no. don't reply. i'm too upset.

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sat 27 Jul 2024, 22:58, archived)

bed shower alarm toast, wankers
*stomps off*
( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sat 27 Jul 2024, 23:03, archived)

I’m currently in bed eating m&SPeppa Pig sweets.

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 27 Jul 2024, 23:35, archived)

LIES! M&S make 'Percy Pig' sweets.
Do you want to tell us what you're really doing?
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 27 Jul 2024, 23:45, archived)

Cunt bucket would be wasted on him.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 27 Jul 2024, 23:47, archived)

no gay bashing here please

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sat 27 Jul 2024, 23:54, archived)

Well it would, it could be put to much better use being tipped over your head for charity like a cross between the ice bucket challenge and Noel's House Party's gunge tank.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 0:06, archived)

no str8 bashing either

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 0:23, archived)

I identified you as an unsexuable

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 1:49, archived)

pretty accurate

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 4:37, archived)

what does defcon 9 mean?
did you shit yourself?
It sounds like it means you shit yourself
(piss and shit, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 16:13, archived)