Yes please
I would like it to be delivered to the house 4 doors away from me.
And when I say delivered, I mean rammed through their fucking letterbox and all over the carpet.
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 9:30, archived)

Everybody needs good neighbours

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 9:49, archived)

gooed neighbours become gooed benders

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 11:36, archived)

Starting to think *you* are the bad neighbour.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 13:40, archived)

I'm not the one ruining the garden
By doing doughnuts on a mini motorbike, or leaving dogshit everywhere, or having drunken pricks singing and yelling out there every time it's warm
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 16:07, archived)

oh come on, we all like to wind down after work

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 16:16, archived)

usually at smash's neighbour's place

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 21:09, archived)