Morning comrades
I am having horse manure delivered to the allotment today
Would you like some?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 9:13, archived)

No thanks, I’m trying to cut down

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 9:23, archived)

Come on you know you want to

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 9:47, archived)

I’m already full of shit

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 12:01, archived)

and how!

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 12:21, archived)

Stick your horse manure UP YOUR FUCKING ARSE MATE.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 28 Jul 2024, 9:24, archived)

You could always just stitch his arsehole onto a horse's arsehole,
like some kind of reverse human/horse centipede.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 9:26, archived)

Ass to Ass

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 9:41, archived)

Fun to funky

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 9:48, archived)

Not nice

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 9:48, archived)

Bit rude really

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 9:47, archived)

Yes please
I would like it to be delivered to the house 4 doors away from me.
And when I say delivered, I mean rammed through their fucking letterbox and all over the carpet.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 9:30, archived)

Everybody needs good neighbours

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 9:49, archived)

gooed neighbours become gooed benders

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 11:36, archived)

Starting to think *you* are the bad neighbour.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 13:40, archived)

I'm not the one ruining the garden
By doing doughnuts on a mini motorbike, or leaving dogshit everywhere, or having drunken pricks singing and yelling out there every time it's warm
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 16:07, archived)

oh come on, we all like to wind down after work

(piss and shit, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 16:16, archived)

usually at smash's neighbour's place

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 21:09, archived)

Dunno, sounds a bit shit

( broadsword, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 9:42, archived)

Lollollol

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 9:50, archived)

i hope the horse needs a shit when it gets there.

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 9:44, archived)

It's stables there are loads of the brutes there
Allotment chum has a trailer he is fetching it
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 9:52, archived)

i bet you're fun at sharties

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 10:05, archived)

I am generally to be found in the kitchen at sharties

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 10:09, archived)

ewww

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 10:20, archived)