youngman

(piss and shit, Mon 29 Jul 2024, 15:14, archived)

wheels came off my rideable suitcase what do?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Jul 2024, 15:18, archived)

SUCK A DICK

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 29 Jul 2024, 16:23, archived)

why?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Jul 2024, 16:58, archived)

full of protein i suppose.
gotta max dem gains bro
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 29 Jul 2024, 17:09, archived)

your grasp of nutrition is perplexingly awry

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Jul 2024, 17:43, archived)

suck me off

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 29 Jul 2024, 17:45, archived)

perplexingly. awry.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Jul 2024, 19:41, archived)

walk?

(piss and shit, Mon 29 Jul 2024, 17:13, archived)

clearly you've never been to an airport

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 29 Jul 2024, 17:16, archived)

this suitcase weighs a fucking ton though, it's basically 98% battery with a little hatch in the top to store a toothbrush

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Jul 2024, 17:42, archived)

imagine the charges at the ryanair check in desk

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 29 Jul 2024, 17:53, archived)

i'm not your personal text-to-thought ai ok

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Jul 2024, 19:46, archived)

oh. sorry i thought you were.

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 29 Jul 2024, 20:26, archived)