Christ, I’m old. But shiny!

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 3 Aug 2024, 9:17, archived)

that's the olay effect

( MiseryCunt, Sat 3 Aug 2024, 11:35, archived)

I usually just smear myself with the blood of my enemies.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 3 Aug 2024, 11:52, archived)

blood of my enemies shit and semen
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 3 Aug 2024, 11:57, archived)

only at weekends

( MiseryCunt, Sat 3 Aug 2024, 12:32, archived)