Did I mention fire?
Also forget smoke bomb things, get the 4fleas foggers and go out for a couple of hours. And hoover.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 4 Aug 2024, 15:52, archived)

Oh. And hoover. Carpets, furniture, curtains....
Wash anything in sight made of fabric at 60 degrees. And hoover. Daily. Twice a day. 6 times if you can. And empty the tank outside. Also fire.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 4 Aug 2024, 15:54, archived)

If you have a pet, shave it and set it on fire
Even if it's a fish.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 4 Aug 2024, 15:55, archived)

And hoover
Also Nope! is a good product, not as good as fire or Johnsons 4fleas.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 4 Aug 2024, 15:57, archived)