Buy the cheap Sheba soup from b&m. It makes up for the cost of HOOVERING.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 4 Aug 2024, 16:07, archived)

And FIRE

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 4 Aug 2024, 16:09, archived)

I'm definitely hoovering more
Even though I don't have any carpets or rugs
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 4 Aug 2024, 16:15, archived)

Get into the skirting board crevices and cracks with a nozzle. Or fire.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 4 Aug 2024, 16:29, archived)

Pfft, 'nozzle'.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 4 Aug 2024, 16:41, archived)

Gonna buy a fogger
Set it off just before I go away, while he's safely at my mate's house
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 4 Aug 2024, 17:18, archived)