a cat pissed on my face once. tru story

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:01, archived)

^dirtbox

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:06, archived)

indirectly. i accidentally locked it in my room when i was staying with a friend. it could only not piss for so long, apparently.
and when it could hold it no longer it pissed on my bed, on the duvet. it knew what it was doing the little shit.

i got back and opened the door and this blur shoots out. i drunkenly clamber into bed, pull the duvet up over my chilly noggin and that's weird, it's all wet and it took a while for it to sink in (literally) (you can't say hitler) and not only was i covered in cat piss i also had nowhere to sleep. happy days.
( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:19, archived)