morning

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 8 Aug 2024, 7:52, archived)

Alright

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 8:54, archived)

Hi

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 8 Aug 2024, 8:55, archived)

What's on your playlist this morning?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 9:19, archived)

Nothing so far. Might put some jazz on in a bit.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 8 Aug 2024, 9:20, archived)

Fire in the zoo jazz, or something more traditional?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 9:26, archived)

Prolly john coltrane or miles davis

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 8 Aug 2024, 9:34, archived)

they were great in 'The Supergrass'

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 10:14, archived)

They were Alright

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 10:30, archived)

GAZ IM ME

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 12:09, archived)

Oh no

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 12:47, archived)

a i
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 9:34, archived)

Hello
we got a kitten last night. She's very vocal! Cute little bugger though.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 9:05, archived)

Will she fit in the air fryer ok?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 9:12, archived)

Oh hell yeah
it's even got a pressure cooking feature so you could have quickhotkitten. Though she's a bit small at the moment.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 9:17, archived)

I love cats really
A couple of strays come round first thing for breakfast, the dog went to say hello and got his nose scratched
He won't go out now if they're there
The big girl's blouse
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 9:30, archived)

This one's just in EVERYTHING
it's all new to her so she's causing mayhem. Bit of a floof overload...
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 9:48, archived)

How do I subscribe to your kitten blog?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 9:50, archived)

Why the fuck is my phone jammed full of pics and videos of this fucking kitten?
what's happened?!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 9:53, archived)

a cat pissed on my face once. tru story

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:01, archived)

^dirtbox

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:06, archived)

indirectly. i accidentally locked it in my room when i was staying with a friend. it could only not piss for so long, apparently.
and when it could hold it no longer it pissed on my bed, on the duvet. it knew what it was doing the little shit.

i got back and opened the door and this blur shoots out. i drunkenly clamber into bed, pull the duvet up over my chilly noggin and that's weird, it's all wet and it took a while for it to sink in (literally) (you can't say hitler) and not only was i covered in cat piss i also had nowhere to sleep. happy days.
( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:19, archived)

johnson 4fleas and fire

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 9:42, archived)

And hoover. And Fire.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 10:32, archived)

mořning

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 9:06, archived)

Gooch gouda y/n

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 8 Aug 2024, 9:14, archived)

Bollocks Brie ftw

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 9:18, archived)

Gutted that 'peckerino' got lolblanked.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 8 Aug 2024, 9:20, archived)

Sounds a bit foreign, might have to board up /talk if that one gets out

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 9:27, archived)

I was going to type 'peckerino' but you got there first.
It's a bit of an obvious one when you think about it, I guess.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 9:35, archived)

WELL FUCK YOU THEN

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 8 Aug 2024, 9:36, archived)

yeah weird
it was Brielliant
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 9:43, archived)

The puns kept getting butter and butter!

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 11:04, archived)

BUTTER ISN'T CHEESE

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 11:05, archived)

foreskimmed milk

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 12:05, archived)

yogunt

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 12:07, archived)

sour ream

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 12:18, archived)

It's cheese-adjacent and that's goudanough.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 13:36, archived)

you fucking stupid fucking cunt

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 11:13, archived)

y

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 10:01, archived)

Morning morning anal gunt

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 9:35, archived)

Crotch cambozola

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 8 Aug 2024, 9:41, archived)

Anyone know if Runcorn fetish club ever opened?
Runcorn lols
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 9:57, archived)

It burnt down in the Runcorn riots
4 million pounds worth of improvements
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 10:01, archived)

They were rioting because they wanted immigrants
To increase the gene pool
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 10:33, archived)

*high sixes*

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 10:36, archived)

Where I live is just about all white
Few black families and a Chinese chippy, few Asian shops that is about it
Maybe 30 people in all
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 10:53, archived)