alright 'Deep Blue Something', you purveyor of the objectively worst pop lyrics of all time

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 18:10, archived)

currently in my head, "friend to the bosom" to the tune of "slave to the rhythm"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 18:22, archived)

oh I had that cornershop one in my head
but now it's all pulling up to her bumper, baby and whatnot
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 18:58, archived)

from the nipple to the bottle never satisfied
which seems a shame really
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 21:17, archived)