Morning.
Who wants a hug? A big friendly Friday hug?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 9:04, archived)

I'm alright thanks
also I'm a bit wary of personal contact at the moment as I'm being used as a human scratching post by an adorable but massively energetic kitteh. It's cute when she launches herself at me, claws out, but much more fun when I'm wearing thicker clothing.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 9:22, archived)

Ok, you just get a callous glare instead.
Mostly because I’m envious of your kitten.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 9:45, archived)

So gay!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 10:53, archived)

Fondling your arse while we hug isn't gay
it's just common sense.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 11:00, archived)

Excuse me, I have hiccups
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/2299306/
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 11:20, archived)

That's a very handy link.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 17:54, archived)