Well if no other twunt is going to say it MORNING

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 8:59, archived)

Morning.
Who wants a hug? A big friendly Friday hug?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 9:04, archived)

I'm alright thanks
also I'm a bit wary of personal contact at the moment as I'm being used as a human scratching post by an adorable but massively energetic kitteh. It's cute when she launches herself at me, claws out, but much more fun when I'm wearing thicker clothing.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 9:22, archived)

Ok, you just get a callous glare instead.
Mostly because I’m envious of your kitten.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 9:45, archived)

So gay!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 10:53, archived)

Fondling your arse while we hug isn't gay
it's just common sense.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 11:00, archived)

Excuse me, I have hiccups
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/2299306/
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 11:20, archived)

That's a very handy link.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 17:54, archived)

Morning, I’m in THAT LONDON

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 9:05, archived)

This London?
Well, the sun's come out for you now which is nice
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 9:23, archived)

It is rather pleasant, shame I have to travel to the desolate North later

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 10:04, archived)

Bit windy here still lol

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 23 Aug 2024, 10:26, archived)

Gloriously sunny here tbh
Just having a shit in the First Class lounge
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 11:15, archived)

morning

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 23 Aug 2024, 10:02, archived)

Allo

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 10:16, archived)

Morning
I am in a great deal of pain
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 10:04, archived)

That doesn't sound like a great deal.
It sounds like a terrible deal, to be honest.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 10:05, archived)

Peppermint tea is helping

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 10:16, archived)

Sounds like a really middle class child's name

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 10:16, archived)

What's your pain source?
I've just had a hernia op, and it still feels like someone is trying to rip open my groin when I stand up.
Why they'd want to do that I can't imagine.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 10:31, archived)

Everything else is fine though
Kind of makes it worse
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 10:31, archived)

I had an umbilical hernia about 13 years ago
Absolute fucking agony. I am currently suffering from a severe bout of IBS, with associated trapped wind and constipation. The medicine that works is manufactured in Germany, so we can't get it any more.
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 12:26, archived)

We've been through this before, that 'manufactured in Germany so we can't get it' thing is completely untrue.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 12:38, archived)

It's got a swastika on it

( mongychops, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 13:03, archived)

Heil Hernia

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 13:08, archived)

Very good

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 14:01, archived)

Well, every doctor and pharmacist I've asked has told me they can't

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 14:01, archived)

Actually, just googled it
And it is apparently now back in stock. Will be having a word with my doctor on Monday.
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 14:12, archived)