Well if no other twunt is going to say it MORNING

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 8:59, archived)

Morning.
Who wants a hug? A big friendly Friday hug?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 9:04, archived)

I'm alright thanks
also I'm a bit wary of personal contact at the moment as I'm being used as a human scratching post by an adorable but massively energetic kitteh. It's cute when she launches herself at me, claws out, but much more fun when I'm wearing thicker clothing.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 9:22, archived)

Ok, you just get a callous glare instead.
Mostly because I’m envious of your kitten.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 9:45, archived)

So gay!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 10:53, archived)

Fondling your arse while we hug isn't gay
it's just common sense.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 11:00, archived)

Excuse me, I have hiccups
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/2299306/
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 11:20, archived)

That's a very handy link.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 17:54, archived)

Morning, I’m in THAT LONDON

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 9:05, archived)

This London?
Well, the sun's come out for you now which is nice
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 9:23, archived)

It is rather pleasant, shame I have to travel to the desolate North later

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 10:04, archived)

Bit windy here still lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 23 Aug 2024, 10:26, archived)

Gloriously sunny here tbh
Just having a shit in the First Class lounge
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 11:15, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 23 Aug 2024, 10:02, archived)

Allo

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 10:16, archived)

Morning
I am in a great deal of pain
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 10:04, archived)

That doesn't sound like a great deal.
It sounds like a terrible deal, to be honest.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 10:05, archived)

Peppermint tea is helping

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 10:16, archived)

Sounds like a really middle class child's name

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 10:16, archived)

What's your pain source?
I've just had a hernia op, and it still feels like someone is trying to rip open my groin when I stand up.
Why they'd want to do that I can't imagine.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 10:31, archived)

Everything else is fine though
Kind of makes it worse
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 10:31, archived)

I had an umbilical hernia about 13 years ago
Absolute fucking agony. I am currently suffering from a severe bout of IBS, with associated trapped wind and constipation. The medicine that works is manufactured in Germany, so we can't get it any more.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 12:26, archived)

We've been through this before, that 'manufactured in Germany so we can't get it' thing is completely untrue.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 12:38, archived)

It's got a swastika on it

( mongychops, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 13:03, archived)

Heil Hernia

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 13:08, archived)

Very good

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 14:01, archived)

Well, every doctor and pharmacist I've asked has told me they can't

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 14:01, archived)

Actually, just googled it
And it is apparently now back in stock. Will be having a word with my doctor on Monday.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 14:12, archived)