I'm so deeply ashamed that I became a vampire, I can't even look myself in the mirror.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 8:55, archived)

don't feel too bad, have a steak (stake)

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 9:03, archived)

Braw! Have garlic sauce with that.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 9:08, archived)

Fangs for sharing.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 9:27, archived)

You're welcome.
To come into my house lol
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 9:50, archived)

I got attacked by one of you vampires once
it was a real pain in the neck
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 9:39, archived)

I bet you were a bloody mess afterwards!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 9:50, archived)

What did Donald Trump's first wife's name become when she married a vampire?
Ivana Suckyourblood
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 9:54, archived)

I think you're wasted here

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 12:47, archived)