I'd like some Native American Spirit, Death, and Gay Cigarettes from the duty free bollocks please.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 19:39, archived)

Gay Cigarettes: ask for them by name.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 19:45, archived)

American translation: fags.
Maybe that was the joke, if so it was far too convoluted.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 20:08, archived)

Lucky Strikes and Amber Leaf
And perfume of course
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 21:01, archived)

Obviously not a fan of Poolside Chats.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 22:33, archived)