Airport bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 19:30, archived)

I'd like some Native American Spirit, Death, and Gay Cigarettes from the duty free bollocks please.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 19:39, archived)

Gay Cigarettes: ask for them by name.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 19:45, archived)

American translation: fags.
Maybe that was the joke, if so it was far too convoluted.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 20:08, archived)

Lucky Strikes and Amber Leaf
And perfume of course
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 21:01, archived)

Obviously not a fan of Poolside Chats.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 22:33, archived)

At what size does a product go from a delivery to cargo. And why don't we get in a plane, why are we getting on it ?

( mongychops, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 20:16, archived)

Alright BA Baracus, shut up and drink your milk

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 20:50, archived)

Ship it and it's cargo
Courier it and it's a delivery.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 21:05, archived)

What's freight then ?

( mongychops, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 22:12, archived)

I was lying to you
'freight' is products or goods moved overland via truck or train, whereas 'cargo' refers to goods moved overseas via ocean carriers or through air providers.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 22:19, archived)

Are you flying from LAX? Fucking horrible airport.

( $$ ✅, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 20:25, archived)

Sweet dreams my la ex. Can't remember the girl singing, Rachel saink maybe. Think Cathy Dennis wrote it.

( mongychops, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 20:33, archived)

Cathy Dennis wrote everything, pretty sure she did britneys toxic tho I may have just made that up

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 21:01, archived)

apparently she wrote toxic about the supervet

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 21:29, archived)

No that was Bruce Wayne

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 21:53, archived)

I've got a real life anecdote about the supervet but sadly it's too cool for b3ta

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 22:43, archived)

Do you mean "Doctor" Terry Moore?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 22:45, archived)

I've said too much

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 23:01, archived)

It's bad, but it's no Charles de Gaulle

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 20:51, archived)

San Francisco
LA has *really* gone downhill since I was previously here. But all Democrat cities had their funds slashed I guess.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 21:03, archived)