You need to get the professionals in
These home jobs don't work
(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Sat 31 Aug 2024, 17:31, archived)

Doyle: Is this place bugged?

Bodie:(throws smokebomb through window, smiles at Doyle) Not any more!
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 31 Aug 2024, 17:48, archived)

The flea I just found crawling up my leg suggests you are correct.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 31 Aug 2024, 19:22, archived)

Fire. And hoover. And Johnsons 4fleas foggers.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 31 Aug 2024, 20:30, archived)

Daily

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 31 Aug 2024, 20:30, archived)

I do fire and hoover daily, my budget does not stretch to fogging the whole house daily.
Fire is most effective. Do you know how hot the fire needs to be? I'm considering making an indoor flame thrower and I'd like the flame to be as cool as possible, because of all the fire and mostly flammable house coming into contact.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 31 Aug 2024, 23:47, archived)