Resurrection was dreadful.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Mon 2 Sep 2024, 10:20, archived)

Who knew that splicing French slapstick into the Alien franchise would result in an abomination?
Apparently nobody involved in the production.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 10:57, archived)

Alien: Abomination

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Mon 2 Sep 2024, 11:06, archived)

-o +u

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 11:33, archived)

Bumetheus

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 11:44, archived)

In space no one can hear you get bummed

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 11:50, archived)

I say we take off and bum the entire site from orbit

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 12:03, archived)

I ain't much for begging. No-one ever gave me nothing. So I say fuck that thing! Let's bum it!

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 12:09, archived)

You always were an asshole, Gorman.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 12:12, archived)