oh no a seagull shat on my car again
yes that's right, love. seagulls hate you.
( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 17:16, archived)

That was me m8, jizzing out my window

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 17:43, archived)

Unless that was the joke and I’m a fucking stupid fucking cunt

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 17:44, archived)

That was indeed the joke.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 3 Sep 2024, 17:45, archived)

In which case I am a fsfc

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 17:47, archived)

YFSFC

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 3 Sep 2024, 17:48, archived)

True, but at least I haven’t knocked one out over an Aussie soap opera dog

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 17:49, archived)

you should try it
it's great
( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 17:59, archived)

Then you haven't lived.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 3 Sep 2024, 18:07, archived)

-l -v +j +zz

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 18:20, archived)

you don't really want to be a mod do you

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 19:25, archived)