:)GARDEN NEWS(:
Fly-sized froglets are afoot! Stunningly beautiful creatures.

The foxes have moved on. I know this because we now have wild rabbits! Also, after a break of 2 or 3 years, HEDGEHOGS HAVE RETURNED!

The foxes, in manipulating the built environment (making holes through fences, tunnelling under walls, etc.), appear to have opened up new animal trails, and new animals are moving in to fill the various niches created by the foxes killing everything. So, yay! Kind of.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 19:22, archived)

Nice :)

(Fantasma:, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 19:46, archived)

What led you to believe I am neurodivergent?
I never considered it before.
(Fantasma:, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 19:48, archived)

Everyone here is a nutter of at least one type or more.
You exhibit some legendarily transgressive behaviour which to me suggests some kind of mania. You have suggested you can hear people whispering wicked things about you which suggests paranoid delusions. You seem drawn to the kinds of paranoid conspiracy theory and cultural biases that I tend to associate (fairly or unfairly) with people who are a bit different in the brain department. Perhaps because of bipolar disorder, or having had too much lsd, or some hormonal imbalance, or any number of psychological traumas, or being kicked in the head by a horse, or having dementia, or having been indoctrinated in a cult, or some combination of the above.

Not questioning your own sanity, I'm sure, is a symptom of insanity. They definitely teach that one at armchair psychology class.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 20:27, archived)

Funny you should mention her paranoia, as a few people have mentioned that to me.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 6 Sep 2024, 21:28, archived)

One of the hedgehogs I saw was huge
like an over-inflated rugby ball, if such a thing is even possible. Really smooth, too, without the discernible white markings the old clan had.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 21:42, archived)

.claxxxon

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 6 Sep 2024, 21:58, archived)

Tits

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 22:11, archived)

.klxn surely
I could call them a family, or more precisely a prickle.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 22:46, archived)

Just thought, this could be one of the most ignored subthreads right now.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 22:54, archived)

That could be an ill hog
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balloon_syndrome
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 13:11, archived)

Whoah....
IDK, it seemed really healthy, doing its sniffing and digging. I'll keep a look out for it again. Not sure what I could do about it if it did have balloon syndrome tbh, except call the RSPCA.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 15:22, archived)

I never said that I heard people whispering things in my ear!
I said that my sister whispers things in the next room thinking i cant hear her. She actually does this!
(Fantasma:, Sat 7 Sep 2024, 9:19, archived)