Funny you should mention her paranoia, as a few people have mentioned that to me.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 6 Sep 2024, 21:28, archived)

One of the hedgehogs I saw was huge
like an over-inflated rugby ball, if such a thing is even possible. Really smooth, too, without the discernible white markings the old clan had.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 21:42, archived)

.claxxxon

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 6 Sep 2024, 21:58, archived)

Tits

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 22:11, archived)

.klxn surely
I could call them a family, or more precisely a prickle.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 22:46, archived)

Just thought, this could be one of the most ignored subthreads right now.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 22:54, archived)

That could be an ill hog
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balloon_syndrome
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 13:11, archived)

Whoah....
IDK, it seemed really healthy, doing its sniffing and digging. I'll keep a look out for it again. Not sure what I could do about it if it did have balloon syndrome tbh, except call the RSPCA.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 15:22, archived)