waiting for my man
Amazon delivery man
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 7 Sep 2024, 18:03, archived)

one just dropped to a neighbour
he fell out of his van and yelled 'OH FUCK! OW! FUCK!'
( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 7 Sep 2024, 18:27, archived)

my office desk is right by the window and i'm feeding my resident wagtails
i'm not hiding in a bush. or am i?
( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 7 Sep 2024, 18:28, archived)

Unusual, normally they don't give a fuck

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 7 Sep 2024, 18:36, archived)

, Trouser

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 7 Sep 2024, 21:23, archived)

WHY IS THIS A THING NOW?
I hate you, you ugly bastard.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 12:08, archived)

calm down, Trouser

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 12:28, archived)

He's being such a Trouser about all this

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 14:19, archived)

Give the guy some slacks

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 8 Sep 2024, 16:03, archived)

haha classic , Trouser

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 15:43, archived)