Clear, despite the forecast.
Should have put the washing out to dry after all.

Now I shall dispatch my assorted devils and imps to rend those who lied to me.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 16:50, archived)

Could you spare a few to rend my enemies?

(Fantasma:, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 16:53, archived)

All Jews no doubt.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 17:00, archived)

No the asshole who lives up the road who keeps blowing his exhaust fumes into my kitchen
I'm going to slash his tyres
(Fantasma:, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 17:19, archived)

Besides if you REALLY thought I was a racist
You would put me on ignore
Which you haven't done
Which means you don't think I am one
And I'm not one
So there
(Fantasma:, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 17:22, archived)

Send me a list*
*may cost your immortal soul
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 17:32, archived)

That's too expensive.
I'll stick with slashing his tyres
(Fantasma:, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 17:36, archived)

The forecasts have been way off this week
I've resorted to Paxman's look-out-the-window method
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 18:22, archived)