We seem to be having a spot of rain.
The garden is under an inch of water. The road outside my house is now a river. I expect the cellar is flooded. How's the weather where you are? No postcodes.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 15:59, archived)

Raining here too.
55012
(Fantasma:, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 16:33, archived)

fuck off brb

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 16:45, archived)

Could you stop that?
It's becoming tiresome.
(Fantasma:, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 16:53, archived)

fuck off bou

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 17:13, archived)

No seriously m8 you say fuck off brb every time he posts

(Fantasma:, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 17:20, archived)

Doesn't he say that to everyone?
He is a Misery Cunt, after all.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 17:31, archived)

Not EVERY time they post
Have you noticed that when someone is predictable they become irritating
(Fantasma:, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 17:40, archived)

brb has me on 2.0 so he can fuck off

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 17:48, archived)

Yes but we have to see it
I'm just aggravated
Sorry
(Fantasma:, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 17:51, archived)

I remember when you were an irritating little cunt
Multiple accounts wank trolling tracking people's IP addresses etc... pot/kettle
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 8 Sep 2024, 17:55, archived)

Fair point
Well made.

I never tracked anyone's IP Address?
(Fantasma:, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 18:38, archived)

Clear, despite the forecast.
Should have put the washing out to dry after all.

Now I shall dispatch my assorted devils and imps to rend those who lied to me.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 16:50, archived)

Could you spare a few to rend my enemies?

(Fantasma:, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 16:53, archived)

All Jews no doubt.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 17:00, archived)

No the asshole who lives up the road who keeps blowing his exhaust fumes into my kitchen
I'm going to slash his tyres
(Fantasma:, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 17:19, archived)

Besides if you REALLY thought I was a racist
You would put me on ignore
Which you haven't done
Which means you don't think I am one
And I'm not one
So there
(Fantasma:, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 17:22, archived)

Send me a list*
*may cost your immortal soul
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 17:32, archived)

That's too expensive.
I'll stick with slashing his tyres
(Fantasma:, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 17:36, archived)

The forecasts have been way off this week
I've resorted to Paxman's look-out-the-window method
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 18:22, archived)

Sun came back out about 2 hours ago
Went down to sunbathe and now I look like a cooked lobster
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 17:43, archived)

Oh no, the cellar! I hope the fine wines are insured
Maybe a good time to start growing mushrooms
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 18:16, archived)

Experience has taught me that this is the worst time to start growing mushrooms
unless you like your mushrooms covered in black and purple mould.

The fine wines will be fine. Wines.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 19:16, archived)