Kids have decided they like my Tesla. Mainly because they can set it to make fart sounds every time I use the turn signals.

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 18:11, archived)

I can do that in my car without any fancy technology

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 18:15, archived)

Oh have you got a Tesla?
Why haven't you mentioned this before?
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 19:04, archived)

the marvels of modern motoring

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 19:06, archived)