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My best post yet.
My liver hurts.
How are you all this evening?
We had a little birthday party for my sister with cake and everything. Even the Nonna next door came to the party. She's a Jehovahs witness so we didn't tell her it was a birthday party. Is that wrong?

Also: Whats happened to the doc? Haven't seen him for ages.
(Fantasma:, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 19:45, archived)

Being a Jehovah's Witness makes you a gullible cunt
so fooling her by kindly inviting her to a birthday party is hardly the sum of what she deserves.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 19:47, archived)

She's a 90 year old lady and very sweet and kind

(Fantasma:, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 19:49, archived)

That's nice
She's still a gullible cunt.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 19:50, archived)

Are you an atheist then?

(Fantasma:, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 19:51, archived)

I'm a person who believes if I need a blood transfusion, I should have a blood transfusion
rather than die like a fucking Dark Ages moron.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 19:52, archived)

I did not know they don't do blood transfusions.

(Fantasma:, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 19:56, archived)

Isn't that the Mormons?
Sorry I don't know much about it.
(Fantasma:, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 19:59, archived)

i think mechanics don't do them either

( MiseryCunt, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 21:58, archived)

No that's just Mike

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 22:08, archived)

oh oh oh ohhhh oh oh oh ooooh

( MiseryCunt, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 22:11, archived)

Great imagination

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 22:34, archived)

thanks babe xx

( MiseryCunt, Sun 15 Sep 2024, 8:14, archived)

I tried to make an ascii picture of Bas Rutten doing his victory jump
but it was too shit to share, soz.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 19:59, archived)

Do you know where the doc went?
He was a nice bloke.
(Fantasma:, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 20:00, archived)

The fake one?

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 20:08, archived)

Was he not a doc?

(Fantasma:, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 20:14, archived)

Well I don't care if he was a doc or not he was a nice fellow

(Fantasma:, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 20:33, archived)