David Rush clinched a Guinness World Record in 2021 after wrapping his wife in cling wrap in 1 minute and 2 seconds.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 11:39, archived)

No human in history has caught as many marshmallows fired from a homemade catapult in the space of one minute (77), nor has anyone put on more T-shirts in 30 seconds (17).

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 11:52, archived)

he can also be found under the heading
world's most tragic cunt
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 12:27, archived)

Amazing!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 13:37, archived)

I've cling film wrapped myself in 58 seconds.
In your face David Rush!
( $$ ✅, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 11:55, archived)

Most in-your-faces received on a moribund flebsite: David Rush

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 12:07, archived)

I wish I could have witnessed that
It sounds amazing
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 13:07, archived)

Sure but David Rush already wished to witness that more than you

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 13:32, archived)

His wife was approached for a comment
"Mffffffumfffhfff"
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 12:07, archived)

World's most muffled wife: Mrs. David Rush

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 13:34, archived)