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morning

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 18 Sep 2024, 6:54, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 6:58, archived)
You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 18 Sep 2024, 7:33, archived)
Bit racist

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 9:27, archived)
Hopefully.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 18 Sep 2024, 9:46, archived)
not you

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 7:13, archived)
You would say that

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 18 Sep 2024, 7:32, archived)
I did say that

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 7:44, archived)
No you never

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 10:48, archived)
I bloody did too!

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 11:05, archived)
bit racist m8

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 7:58, archived)
Not racist enough.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 18 Sep 2024, 8:42, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 8:19, archived)
Morning, all you beautiful b3ta specimens.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 8:56, archived)
what about all us ugly cunts?

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 8:58, archived)
Shut up sticklebricks, you're the most beautiful of us all.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 9:02, archived)
aw shucks

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 9:03, archived)
A very low bar indeed

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 10:59, archived)
I'm just going to assume David Rush holds the world record for lowest bar.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 13:35, archived)
Bit racist

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 14:27, archived)
David Rush holds the world record for bit racist.
Are you racist David? No, I'm a bit racist - the greatest bit racist in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 14:50, archived)
A miracle!
my 12 year old Kindle has just undied itself. It stopped working about three weeks ago, thought it was kaput but after draining down all the way it seems to have restarted and is now back up and running. Yay! So handy for holidays so I can have a selection of books in my pocket.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 9:29, archived)
, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 9:43, archived)
Someone do a strikey to make it read as if garold has a 12 year old houseboy or sutin

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 18 Sep 2024, 9:47, archived)

Someone do a strikey to make it read as if I wish I was
ha '
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(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 9:54, archived)
Cool.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 18 Sep 2024, 10:07, archived)
Praise David!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 13:38, archived)

n le

probably a bit late
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 8:42, archived)
David Rush clinched a Guinness World Record in 2021 after wrapping his wife in cling wrap in 1 minute and 2 seconds.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 11:39, archived)
No human in history has caught as many marshmallows fired from a homemade catapult in the space of one minute (77), nor has anyone put on more T-shirts in 30 seconds (17).

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 11:52, archived)
he can also be found under the heading
world's most tragic cunt
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 12:27, archived)
Amazing!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 13:37, archived)
I've cling film wrapped myself in 58 seconds.
In your face David Rush!
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 11:55, archived)
Most in-your-faces received on a moribund flebsite: David Rush

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 12:07, archived)
I wish I could have witnessed that
It sounds amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 13:07, archived)
Sure but David Rush already wished to witness that more than you

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 13:32, archived)
His wife was approached for a comment
"Mffffffumfffhfff"
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 12:07, archived)
World's most muffled wife: Mrs. David Rush

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 13:34, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 11:55, archived)