Afternoon cool kids
I have a nasty ear infection and the NHS is broken. I'll probably die. Do you have a fun and interesting ailment you'll probably die of?
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 16:12, archived)

A hang over

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 16:38, archived)

Hahaha!

(Fantasma:, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 16:44, archived)

Shit
RIP in peace garold.
1889-2024
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 17:28, archived)

I think I might have esophageal cancer from drinking my drinks too hot
But now I sound like Smashmonkey heaven forbid.
(Fantasma:, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 16:43, archived)

Go to a private doctor. You could lose your hearing.

(Fantasma:, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 16:48, archived)

I have cellulitis occasionally
That will likely cost me a leg at some point, but I doubt it will kill me
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 17:20, archived)

BUMS DISEASE

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 18:09, archived)

This place is like a cross between the Twilight Zone
And a lunatic asylum
(Fantasma:, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 18:12, archived)

Who are you talking to?
Everyone here is too old to be cool or a kid 👴🏻⌛🪦
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 19:09, archived)

Physically/chronologically, yeah, but not mentally or emotionally.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 22 Sep 2024, 19:38, archived)