Would like to report peak cute kitteh activity
Kitteh has been running around like she's on amphetamines, just brought her collar into the room and dropped it at my feet and purred as I put it on her. Now she's sitting on the windowsill with a pink collar on looking out of the window.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 9:01, archived)

alright riverghost, I assumed you died of toxoplasmosis years ago

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 9:06, archived)

I expect he ripped off one too many people

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 9:27, archived)

Mine is sulking in his hammock
Had to squirt him because he kept chewing on my work boots
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 9:37, archived)

She literally launches herself at me when I'm working
runs up the back of the office chair and sits on the headrest looking down at me. She's done it in meetings. It goes down well with colleagues.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 9:43, archived)

I bet it does
Gave him prawns for the first time last night, woke up to find them everywhere. I'll have to remember to snip them up next time.
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 10:18, archived)

my mrs won't let up on me about one
I have to point out that literally every guarantee she gave me about the last one, she broke. It's a no from me, dawg. Other people's cats, sure.
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 12:29, archived)

so if she brought someone else's cat home you'd be ok with it?
sounds like a loophole to me!
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 13:33, archived)

That's how we got the last one

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 19:22, archived)