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morning
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 7:12,
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morning
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MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 7:21,
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afternoon
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 12:27,
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afternoon
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MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 12:28,
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morning
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 26 Sep 2024, 7:27,
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afternoon
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 12:27,
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morning
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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 7:45,
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afternoon
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 12:27,
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Janey GO DIE, more like!
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 7:56,
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morning, you mean
afternoon
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 12:27,
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morning
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 7:59,
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afternoon
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 12:27,
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Would like to report peak cute kitteh activity
Kitteh has been running around like she's on amphetamines, just brought her collar into the room and dropped it at my feet and purred as I put it on her. Now she's sitting on the windowsill with a pink collar on looking out of the window.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 9:01,
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alright riverghost, I assumed you died of toxoplasmosis years ago
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 9:06,
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I expect he ripped off one too many people
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 9:27,
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Mine is sulking in his hammock
Had to squirt him because he kept chewing on my work boots
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 9:37,
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She literally launches herself at me when I'm working
runs up the back of the office chair and sits on the headrest looking down at me. She's done it in meetings. It goes down well with colleagues.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 9:43,
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I bet it does
Gave him prawns for the first time last night, woke up to find them everywhere. I'll have to remember to snip them up next time.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 10:18,
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my mrs won't let up on me about one
I have to point out that literally every guarantee she gave me about the last one, she broke. It's a no from me, dawg. Other people's cats, sure.
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 12:29,
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so if she brought someone else's cat home you'd be ok with it?
sounds like a loophole to me!
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ticklepricks link in bio โค๏ธ๐โค๏ธ, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 13:33,
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That's how we got the last one
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 19:22,
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THERE MUST BE A RETURN OF THE SAUSAGES
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 26 Sep 2024, 9:55,
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WITH A BIG SHIT ON TOP
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 10:13,
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PUSHING OUT SOME 'KING'S FINGERS'
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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JUMPING FROG
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 11:38,
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^ Sausager Morrison
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 11:42,
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