I heard your mum got a perfect pair.
That was a long time ago though.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 22:30, archived)

David Rush's tits were judged to be more perfect by the Guinness World Records committee, although the photo i have of them is too worn to make them out properly

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 22:35, archived)