It's my birthday and I lost a shoe!
what should I do with the other one?
(Smug Bastard LOL, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 21:08, archived)

Alright Cinderella

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 21:10, archived)

Snort it

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 21:24, archived)

Chuck it on a bus shelter

( mongychops, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 21:35, archived)

throw it at a paki

( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 21:42, archived)

waste of a good shoe

( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 21:43, archived)

bit racist m8

( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 21:44, archived)

Fucking hell
No mate, stop that
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 21:55, archived)

, Trouser

( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 23:42, archived)

There are "Indo/Pak" grocers here, which I initially thought sounded a bit derogatory, but it's absolutely not.
That stuff you typed is though eh.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 22:04, archived)

Hey, fucking hell.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 22:18, archived)

, fucking hell

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 22:25, archived)

, hell

( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 0:01, archived)

, Bagpuss, but seriously eh,

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 1:42, archived)

First things first, what are your plans for the one you lost?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 21:52, archived)

Go on then, chuck it over an overhead cable and see if you can make it stay, known as a "sticky single" I believe.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 22:11, archived)

a "perfect pair" is when you throw two laced together and they end up suspended level, both pointing the same way, with the left and right in their correct places

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 22:28, archived)

I heard your mum got a perfect pair.
That was a long time ago though.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 5 Oct 2024, 22:30, archived)

David Rush's tits were judged to be more perfect by the Guinness World Records committee, although the photo i have of them is too worn to make them out properly

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 22:35, archived)

there's a very rare Triple Perfect Pair (TPP) hanging above one of the busiest intersections in South Philly, traffic slows there because so many people take photos

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 22:31, archived)

Give yourself a spanking for being so careless

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 22:47, archived)

-sp +w
( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 23:57, archived)