bollocks maybe?

( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 23:56, archived)

I'm out drinking having a good time
And I'm literally hating every fucking moment of it.

Why can't people just let me die alone, and drunk, in peace?
( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 0:31, archived)

I hope you find some peace and that it doesn't involve being mean, and being a shit

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 1:42, archived)

I'm not feeling this vibe, can we have an accordion battle?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 1:45, archived)

I edited it, it's in a state of flux
might add some emoji later
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 1:47, archived)

I have a four-handed accordion so I can only play collaboratively, not competitively

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 1:48, archived)

🖐️🫱🪗
see? it needs two hands either side
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 1:52, archived)

Hire two monkeys

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 2:00, archived)

Hate the cunts, I'll just hack the accordion in half

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 2:10, archived)

A measured response

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 4:15, archived)

no these are half-measures

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 18:06, archived)

I'm not doing it

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 7:57, archived)

🐒🐒✅ 🐒2❌

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 18:07, archived)

it's actually turned out to be full of top people
(old cunts) and also massive drugs so I'm enjoying myself now
( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 2:36, archived)

The prescription queue at Boots

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 9:54, archived)

Top bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 1:45, archived)

you bollocks say bollocks

( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 2:36, archived)