As of Novemeber I have to go into the office three times a week
if that wasn't bad enough I don't actually have any work to do and someone might notice.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 11:17, archived)

Take a big shit on top

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 11:23, archived)

I go in twice a week
and worry about getting busted for not doing much.

...he said, posting on b3ta instead of doing much.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 11:53, archived)

I just got signed off for 2 weeks
My supervisor is already trying to say that I don't have to stay off for the whole 2 weeks
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 12:08, archived)

Have you considered the cost to your economy
You shirkers and malingerers ^^^
No wonder GB is in decline
Get off your poncy arses and do some work
Going to bed disgusted
(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 12:44, archived)