Morning web colleagues, let's get to work on making some of the best quality posts on an internet forum..
I'm looking forward to seing what you all come up with, I can already tell it's going to be great.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 9:25, archived)

morning

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 9 Oct 2024, 9:43, archived)

my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 9:56, archived)

I’m still dining out on having met Jacob Dyer.
He was all right.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 10:02, archived)

Did he do the orginal post here or on /board?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 10:07, archived)

Fuck knows, I never use /board, and I've only ever seen people quoting it, not the original.
Didn't we used to have a resident autist who memorised the entirety of /talk and could tell you when anything was posted?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 10:13, archived)

I think it was from /board and I was ONLINE when it happened.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 10:26, archived)

Did you burn his neck?

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 10:12, archived)

Do I look like "some kid" to you?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 10:15, archived)

Yes, you neck-burning youngster

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 10:20, archived)