I'd like to complain.
The replacement thread smelled of sick and the conductor didn't even offer to tug me off in the dining car.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 12:41, archived)

We have no record of a "dining car"...
Sir, do you know your own name? Where do you call "home"? Is there someone we can call to collect you?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 12:43, archived)

Are you flirting with me, madam?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 12:50, archived)

you're in there

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 13:10, archived)

"dining car" is rhyming slang for /calendar

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 13:18, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/6736491
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 12:44, archived)