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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 12:36,
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I wish to complain in the strongest terms again(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 12:37,
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"moose", "chihuahua", "mong", "hippo"welcome to the b3ta zoo
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 12:42,
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You are in luck!This is exactly the right place to do so! Please, reply below and an agent will be with you shortly!
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 12:44,
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no you've misunderstood, I just want to complain (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 13:07,
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Well that's great, you are in the right place!Please, go on.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 13:08,
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well it's not good enough is it, it's a disgrace, unbelievable(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 13:11,
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 13:41,
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I'd like to complain.The replacement thread smelled of sick and the conductor didn't even offer to tug me off in the dining car.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 12:41,
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We have no record of a "dining car"...Sir, do you know your own name? Where do you call "home"? Is there someone we can call to collect you?
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 12:43,
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Are you flirting with me, madam?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 12:50,
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"dining car" is rhyming slang for /calendar(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 13:18,
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I have a complaint The last thread groped both my mother and my sister whilst going through a tunnel. I feel quite left out.
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 12:49,
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The groping thread is not due for another 5 hours.Please report unauthorised groping to C.S.A. "Cheers", directly.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 13:05,
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Just want to say, I don't have anything against the brown ones but I couldn't understand a word of it. (, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 12:57, archived)
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 13:08,
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The snail-race to 9M is underway, be vigilant!Any day now...
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 13:02,
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