You could try reddit
for a more international flavour of boring moronic liars.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 17:50, archived)

With added fedoras, cheap katanas and "m'lady".
and a light dusting of "ackcherly!".
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 17:51, archived)

M’trouser.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 17:54, archived)

I hate what you just did.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 17:55, archived)

what just did
( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 18:12, archived)

uwu

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 17:55, archived)

you are too down for your own good

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 18:13, archived)

Reddit doesn't have that British flavour of moronic lying, and the weird people who'd usually be the subject of horror stories on here are the writers of stories on there.
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack has just drove his car into a quarry, Fri 11 Oct 2024, 18:22, archived)