Thanks
The name is awful
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 18:11, archived)

I saw a cafe in London once called 'Squat & Gobble'
which I think sounds like an obviously made-up sex act defined on urbandictionary as a woman giving a blowjob while simultaneously taking a shit.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 20:29, archived)

Why a woman?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 22:19, archived)

Because otherwise it'd be weird and gross.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 22:35, archived)

You run a tight ship, I like that.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 1:38, archived)