Hi cunt's
Adolfo 'Shabba Doo' Quiñones here, how's it going. Just doing some light 'popping' and 'locking' before dinner. Going to Roti King in Euston, in case you were wondering
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 16:47, archived)

Hello Sam

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 15 Oct 2024, 16:49, archived)

Hi

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 16:50, archived)

try the CUNTCUSTARD
"And let’s listen to Pavarotti sing ‘Ave Maria.'”
He then pointed to a Gold Star couple whose son was lost in battle, saying: “That’s for your boy, stand up.”
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 16:58, archived)

Sorry Sam

(The Mighty Bou:, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 17:03, archived)

Sounds a bit racist if you ask me

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 17:07, archived)

Yeah me too, I say ban this sick filth, even though I’m not sure it is sick filth.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 17:13, archived)

Never let uncertainty get in the way of a good banning

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 17:29, archived)

-ann +umm

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 17:29, archived)

Rancid bungholes
Zero visibility
Rancid bungholes
Comin from the body heat
Ugitme?
( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 17:11, archived)

Any relation to Rexton Rawlston Fernando Gordon aka Shabba Ranks?

( $$ ✅, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 17:12, archived)

second cousins twice removed

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 23:08, archived)

Just booked a table for my birthday meal
Aquapod, the only seafood restaurant close to me that doesn't look dodgy.
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 17:27, archived)

the name, however...
srsly, have a great time
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 17:56, archived)

Thanks
The name is awful
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 18:11, archived)

I saw a cafe in London once called 'Squat & Gobble'
which I think sounds like an obviously made-up sex act defined on urbandictionary as a woman giving a blowjob while simultaneously taking a shit.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 20:29, archived)

Why a woman?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 22:19, archived)

Because otherwise it'd be weird and gross.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 22:35, archived)

You run a tight ship, I like that.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 1:38, archived)