Cats woke me up at 6.15
Little pricks
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 7:17, archived)

Make sure to wake them up repeatedly when they’re trying to nap later.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 7:19, archived)

That’s a lie-in, it’s usually 5am when I’m treated to the ‘feed me’ dance

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 7:19, archived)

It's the kitten that's the problem
He will purposely knock things over to wake me up
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 7:40, archived)

That’s what mine does

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 9:56, archived)

that's what my ghost does

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 11:14, archived)

I’d rather have a piece of toast

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 12:06, archived)