I'm fifty next year
and I've been going downhill for years

edit: happy birthday, I hope you get lots of presents and some fingering
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 14:51, archived)

Move to the bottom of the hill

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 14:51, archived)

You know what's at the bottom of the hill?
Another hill, and like 50% of all hills it goes down.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 15:08, archived)

i was born at the top of mount everest

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 18:08, archived)