I have lived for half a century
It's all downhill from here
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 13:49, archived)

HPBD m8

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 13:57, archived)

Thanks
That seafood restaurant is very nice
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 14:24, archived)

Oh yeah , downhill to the end now

( mongychops, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 14:13, archived)

Doing wheelies

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 14:24, archived)

probably technically be doing a manual but, whatever

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 18:07, archived)

Happy birthday!

( $$ ✅, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 14:24, archived)

Thanks

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 14:24, archived)

Thoughts and prayers.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 14:33, archived)

on the other hand you might be like benjamin button. i like benjamin button. one time he went to france.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 14:34, archived)

Did he like it?

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 14:50, archived)

happy birthday

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 14:34, archived)

Thanks

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 14:50, archived)

Birthday Cheers 🥂
lol old
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 14:34, archived)

happy birthday Cheers!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 14:45, archived)

Bit early but thanks m8

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 14:55, archived)

FINE

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 15:03, archived)

, Trouser

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 15:07, archived)

There will be many drinks

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 14:51, archived)

I'm fifty next year
and I've been going downhill for years

edit: happy birthday, I hope you get lots of presents and some fingering
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 14:51, archived)

Move to the bottom of the hill

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 14:51, archived)

You know what's at the bottom of the hill?
Another hill, and like 50% of all hills it goes down.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 15:08, archived)

i was born at the top of mount everest

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 18:08, archived)

Many happy returns.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 15:17, archived)

lol old!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 15:18, archived)

Happy birthday!
How much longer do you plan on living?
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 15:44, archived)

Forever
Just to piss people off
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 19:01, archived)

Live forever or die trying.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 19:20, archived)

Happy birthday

(Fantasma. Flapjack and MONO!, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 18:19, archived)