Morning
Only got kicked out of one pub last night, I must be slipping
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 11:19, archived)

Why did you get kicked out?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 11:32, archived)

Some weird bitch tried to drag me off my chair to dance with her
I explained about my ribs and said that I wouldn't be dancing with anyone. I thought that was the end of it, but apparently, she took offence. Half an hour later, she walked up behind me and ragged my hair. Her fella was there in about 2 seconds, apologised and dragged her away. My mate decided that this wasn't good enough and started screaming at her. The bouncers then threw us out, but let the other 2 stay, despite the fact that I was the one who was assaulted.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 11:39, archived)

youtube.com/shorts/O8D7IZMRupM?si=9H5zb7m_Xeb-03li
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 11:42, archived)

A bit like that, yes

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 11:46, archived)

well as long as you had a good time

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 11:49, archived)

I did
Got home about 45 minutes ago, so I'm eating spicy noodles
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 11:57, archived)